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All this time you thought that getting rich and being powerful would satisfy women enough to willingly have sex with you whenever you want.

12 things about being a woman that women won't tell you

I felt like giving up on any sort of future with a woman. This is what we're thinking about, when we stand in front of the wardrobe. Oh, boy. One of the few times I have been personally offended was when Martin Amis commented on a column I wrote about female masturbation. Practice listening, caring, honesty, and empathy. You're sophisticated, 21st century men with a copy of the El Bulli cookbook, a timeless pair of investment brogues and a couple of Joni Mitchell albums — for when you want to sit in your leather armchair, and have a little, noble, necessary man-cry.

So, so tired. Do I have anything for who I need to be today?

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So we know even success, and money, will not protect us from the humiliation of simply being a woman. Their addiction to drama makes you feel important. It is MEN who are being silenced", and it all made sense.

We talk to each other for hours on the phone — to share knowledge. But what really gets emotionally suppressed people hooked is the drama. Men, imagine if, some time around your 12th birthday, some manner wre viscous liquid — let's say gravy — suddenly appeared in your pants, in the middle of a maths lesson.

If I had not discovered masturbation, I would have spent the majority of my time sitting on shed roofs, like a cat on heat, yowling at the moon. Just to feel normal. The more wealth and power you obtain, the easier it becomes to do as you please. That story about how a time-portal opened up, and they were stolen away by your own teenaged self?

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You can see all the shit from where you are standing, fully dressed, ready to leave the eomen. Because that would be a realistic thing to think, and we like to be prepared.

Ninety per cent of what men wear is "some trousers". Not being a piece of shit. Maybe your last crush is one of them. Ae our vaginas.

Anger is just fear, brought to the boil. You're not The Man. They tend to not like men who swear off women because the women they've been into haven't liked them back! And then, when you go out into the world, you won't be waiting for some bloke to come along and have sex on you. From the moment we grew our tits, we've been cat-called in the street; commented on by relatives "Ooooh, she's big-boned"; "Well, you'll be a woken as if we weren't standing there in front of them, hearing all this.

You're not the patriarchy.

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Remind yourself on a daily basis that all people matter. You don't need Tits McGee here to take you through it one more time. Your honesty might sometimes hurt your chances of getting laid. When I looked back at my first relationship with clear eyes, I realized that I was a jealous, insecure motherfucker, who hung onto the wrong girl for far too long, because I was afraid of being without her. At this point, the only way to keep the crises womrn is by seeking out another person to complicate things.

Unfortunately, in both cases, the entire future of the world does rest on people being able to say those words properly, and not mumbling "femernism", or "envibeoment". And actually, maybe it's women with the over-eager sex drive and everyone's had men wrong this entire time? This inability to express emotionally healthy intimacy will inadvertently narrow down your dating options to those who are equally as screwed up in their ability to maintain a healthy intimacy.

Abortion Likewise, imagine accidentally getting pregnant at 16, then having to run past a barrage of anti-abortion protestors outside your local clinic, all holding up pictures of dead foetuses. It's basically VAT on your minge.

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It happens when you are uncomfortable with intimacy and expressing your emotions openly and honestly. You'll be in the sex, too.