40 cute and funny 'about me' quotes and sayings to love yourself - quotabulary
I find acting like a grown up totally exhausting. Humorous Self-Mockeries Have you ever felt like your entire life is just a big school exam? Yeah, I know. Keep rolling your eyes. Warning: You may not recognise me at all, until I apply my makeup.
Stressing and obsessing just ain't my style. I saw. New look, same mistakes.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste. Nice to meet you. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. Welf be honest, I get a little nervous right before I say Worcestershire sauce.
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Can Bob the Builder fix my bad attitude? But just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life. Yeah, I'm F. But, all mine says is goodbye.
Never, and in the bin. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries, and dis order of nuggets. I wish Facebook would notify me when someone deletes me. What a beautiful day to hate on myself.
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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me! But it's just incase of cake! I just like to be my selfie! It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. It's my life: Remember that when you're talking about it!
Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity. Don't judge me until you know the whole story. Don't hate me until I give you a reason to. My fridge is as empty as me. If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!
Normal is overrated. I never forget to keep my heels and standards high.
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Story of my life: Searching for perfection, but it's always avoiding me. Getting lit in the depression pit. There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one, I'll be standing here holding my rod. Love me or hate me, I promise it won't break me!
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Who cares! I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly. Let me know if you need some tips.